Think Outside The Cage: Human Dairy

Well, if you really want to have dairy so bad, here's two ways to have your milk and cheese without exploiting animals!

Method 1: make a baby. girls only.
step 1: get pregnant.
step 2: deliver baby.
step 3: pump your breasts to extract milk, just like milking a cow.
step 4: enjoy your dairy!
note: your baby will probably want that milk, so you might have to give up your baby so you can enjoy all your milk, nothing that a cow wouldn't do!

Method 2: hormone treatment. works for girls and may work for guys too (aka: manmilk)
step 1: take hormone pills daily to cause body to divert nutrients into lactation
step 2: pump breasts to extract milk
step 3: enjoy your dairy!
note: hormones will probably be in milk, causing anyone consuming the dairy to possibly lactate as well. hormones may have harmful side effects. hormones will also be in urine causing lactating fish and the dreaded White Sea Syndrome as well.

Good luck and God help us all

Quotes

"Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet." - Albert Einstein

"The time will come when men such as I will look on the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men." - Leonardo da Vinci

"The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated." - Gandhi

"I eat everything that nature voluntarily gives: fruits, vegetables, and the products of plants. But I ask you to spare me what animals are forced to surrender: meat, milk, and cheese." - Author Unknown

"I am in favor of animal rights as well as human rights. That is the way of a whole human being." - Abraham Lincoln

"As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings, he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed or murder and pain cannot reap joy and love." - Pythagoras

"I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't...The pain which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further." - Mark Twain

"Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages." - Thomas Edison

Think Outside The Cage

Human Dairy

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